DeagleDad420

DeagleDad420 is the founder of the parkourdude91 wiki, and as such is one of the more dedicated trolls embarked upon the quest to understand just why Jace Connors is such a chump.

Little is known about DeagleDad420, except that he has a massive pot farm in Colorado; he has a bitching hot Laotian Wife with enormous breasts; and he has three dozen children by two dozen women, all of whom spend their merry days working on the aforementioned pot farm. Needless to say, Jace and Tyce live in fear of the Daddy; indeed, Tyce's main hostility to DeagleDad is the due to the latter being a "Dad".

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