MRE Incident

THE MRE INCIDENT
On September 28 2013, Ivan Komarov gained control of a steam account to convince Jace to buy and eat some MREs, leading to a constipated and confused Tyce Andrews thinking he had been poisoned.

Facts of the situation dude
On September 28 2013, Jace uploaded this video:

In the video, he mentioned that he disliked MREs. Of course, a Future US Marine™  like him would have to get used to the taste. Unfortinately, he didn't seem to understand the concept of MRE's, or their massive caloric content. This burst of calories is incredibly useful for a soldier doing a 5km hike, but for a civillian sitting at home and playing Call of Duty, eating an MRE would be very unwise and very likely to cause painful bouts of constipation. Armed with this forbidden knowledge, Ivan used an account hijacked like the planes used in 9/11 and convinced Jace to buy and eat a few MREs. After ordering a small shipment of MRE's with his welfare money, Jace figured out that the account had been hijacked, and abruptly cut contact. It is unknown whether or not he ate any of the MRE's. It was late made clear that, despite not actually eating them, Jace kept the MRE's at his house; after the Trial, Jace and Tyce both slept in shifts at Jace's house to protect themselves from a Muslim night raid. After this incident, Tyce posted the following update on Twitter:



It doesn't take a genius to imagine what happened after. Note that Jace willingly gave this MRE to his friend.