Marine Trained Teen



Marine Trained Teen, mirrored above, is the debut rap single of Deagle Nation warrior Tyce Andrews. With extremely simplistic and repetetive lyrics, the short (0:56) song focuses on Tyce educating the listener on what it means to be a "Marine Trained Teen". The name stems from Tyce's belief that since Jace is a "future Marine" and trained Tyce in the ways of combat, this means Tyce is a "Marine Trained Teen" which is just as deadly as a regular marine.

Analysis
Lyrically, the song is extremely simplistic, even childish; it sounds more like a chorus than an actual song, rhyming the same sentence over and over again for a full minute. Not only is it unnecessary to rhyme the same word so many times, repeating the same phrase over and over again is incredibly obnoxious. All around, the song could best be described as "ringtone rap"; it's simple, repetetive, and clichéd in every possible way. The lyrics themselves focus on typical rapper shit, the usual "kill niggas, get pussy, weed, money, kill niggas" except centered around Tyce's delusional view of his own life. The lyrics also aren't perfectly in sync with the song, either. The song's second most prominent feature is the poor-quality autotune, which garbles Tyce's voice and makes him sound like a constipated robot with throat cancer. The autotune actually makes him sing out of key, likely because Tyce does not understand how autotuning works. Autotuning a song properly requires an entry-level knowledge of music theory, as well as an audio editing program and knowledge with audio editing. Tyce likely just took the lyrics track and threw it at some shitty GeoCities "Sound Like T-Payne!" web converter/IPhone app and said "good enough" because he hears rappers use autotune and assumes that if he uses it, he'll be a rapper, too.

Lyrics
In the whip I lean, 'cause I'm a Marine Trained Teen

Blazin' on the scene like a Marine Trained Teen

I'm a killin' machine, I'm a Marine Trained Teen

More like a chillin' machine, I'm a Marine Trained Teen

Haters can't touch the team, we Marine Trained Teens

Haters blocked on my Steam, I'm a Marine Trained Teen

Hacking data on my screen, I'm a Marine Trained Teen

On your forehead a laser beam, I'm a Marine Trained Teen

Fuckin' your mom like a queen, I'm a Marine Trained Teen

Rakin' in the green, I'm a Marine Trained Teen

Our attack dogs be so mean, I'm a Marine Trained Teen

Shotty with that sheen, I'm a Marine Trained Teen

Haters don't know what it means to be a Marine Trained Teen

I'm a Marine Trained Teen, I'm a Marine Trained Teen

No fucks were given that day!