Tyce Shits It

In the dying days of the year of our lord Allah 2013, the penny finally began to drop. Tyce Andrews, after a little over a month of ruling the roost at Deagle Nation in the absence of his buddy Jace, began to wonder if Jace's mysterious disappearance really was a simple stealthy exit to join the USMC. After all, trolls  galore had been bombarding him with reasons for Jace not actually being a serving member of the United States Armed Forces. Despite Tyce's clearly lacking mental state, the sheer scale of the obviousness of Jace's not-being-a-muhreen was starting to break through, and so on the 30th of December he uploaded this video, calling on Deagle Nation to gird themselves manfully and find Jace.

The video
Tyce thought he was being all operator and shit when he recorded the video, in classic Deagle Nation style, in low-light conditions and with a hushed, sombre tone. The video was uploaded as unlisted, because no-one from Deagle Nation would ever share that shit, right? As it happened, despite Tyce's power-tripping abuse of the Banhammer during his not-so-bloodless take-over of Jace's e-assets, there were most certainly holes in the Jace and Tyce's organization, one of which leaked "finding Jace" to that paragon of truth, justice and buttsex, WachtAmWeb.

What next?
How Tyce intends to discover the truth about his absent buddy is unclear. Tyce apparently no longer believes the utterly transparent story fed to him by Jace's hapless mom - although in fairness to her it's a pretty damning indictment of Tyce's capacity to reason that he ever believed it in the first place. We can only assume that Tyce will be scouring the dumpsters, back alleys and mental hospitals of northern Massachusetts in the coming days, forlornly crying for his little friend. Good fucking riddance.